Tell Us What’s On Your Naughty List

With the holidays fast approaching, I got to thinking: What would be on my naughty list this year if I could ask Santa for absolutely anything? I’m going to share mine, but I want you to tell me yours!

The Doxy Wand

I love my Magic Wand Original but the Doxy Extra Powerful Wand has more adjustable speeds and it comes in an array of colors – purple, white, pink, black. I have my eye on the purple so if Santa is listening…

Fun Factory Bi Stronic Fusion

I really like rabbit vibrators so the thought of a rabbit style (also called a dual stimulator) that THRUSTS??!! The Fun Factory Stronic vibrators all feature a thrusting motion on top of their immense power, and staggering number of vibration/pattern combinations. As a sex toy reviewer, I feel like my life will not be complete until I have experienced this for myself, and I have a feeling the  Stronic Bi Fusion is going to blow me away.

Olivia’s Boudoir Bubble Bath

I love a good bubble bath to relax and get in the mood and I absolutely fell in love with the Olivia’s Boudoir Bubble Bath when they sent me a sample. It makes my skin smooth and makes lots of bubbles plus the glass bottles are just gorgeous. I don’t think there’s a single scent that I don’t like and that’s primarily because they’re subtle, which is hard to come by in women’s bath products. I’m pretty sensitive to strong scents and I just adore these. So Santa if you’re listening, a year’s supply would do me just fine!

Fifty Shades Darker Principles of Lust Romance Couples Kit

With kids in the house it’s hard to find quality time where you can just take as long as you like and not worry about being overheard or being exhausted in the morning BUT I’ve been eyeing this Fifty Shades Darker Principles of Lust Kit. It has that lovely blindfold and the feather tickler and silky restraints but there’s also the penis ring and the finger vibrator for those times you just can’t manage the whole Fifty Shades experience. I’m sure this is one the mister could get behind as well since there’s something in it for him as well as myself!

Mesh Apron Babydoll, Garters, and Thong

I never seem to get around to buying myself cute things like this Mesh Apron Babydoll set and I admit that not a lot of lingerie is made to flatter my fuller figure. But this caught my eye because of the lovely color and flattering cut plus it’s a change from the usual red or black. The back view is pretty cheeky too, if you get my drift!

You’ve seen mine, now tell me yours. What’s on your naughty list?