The Great Flavor Taste Test

I’m a huge fan of food and a huge fan of sex, which is why I love flavored massage oils and lube. They’re the best way to combine these two things without getting too sticky, so when Kelly sent me a box of flavored creams, oils, gels, and powders, I jumped at the chance to try them. There are several to get through, so let’s get started.

Olivia’s Boudoir Massage Oils:

I don’t know who thought of the idea for the massage oils at Olivia’s Boudoir, but whoever does deserves a giant raise in my book. These were by far my favorite items. I even started to use them as a perfume in my off time (yes, they smell that good). They almost melt into your skin when you first put it on and you only need a few drops to get the full effects in both flavor and taste.

There are three flavors that I tried: French Vanilla, Honey, and Caribbean Mist. The French Vanilla smelled like a French Vanilla cappuccino that you would get at a local coffee shop, but it tasted like the sugar-free version of said cappuccino, and I’m not sure how many people would really want that. The Honey flavor was my favorite. It smelled very floral, so I was very skeptical at first. However, it tasted like a really good dessert as it tasted like there was more to the honey than just honey. Then there was Caribbean Mist. This one was a coconut scented and flavored oil and it definitely had the strongest smell. Because of that, it felt more like a rubbing oil than a tasting oil, but it still tastes really good if you like coconut.